All Crimes should be Treasured
If they Bring you Pleasure

© everlark

Reblog if you ship Deceiver/Betty White. 

#lol #totally necessary #cyanide kisses #deceiveroffools #betty white #look at this otp that just happened #omg

Honestly that's something I'd totally say. "Can we skip dinner? People don't HAVE to eat do they?" Yep.


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#totally necessary #originalquestionsansweredwhilegrinning #amitybrilldistrict5

I love you.


I love you too, self. So, so, much.

#vday #lol #totally necessary #narcissism at its finest #look at my smile #and my hair #how can you not love me #oh me #how i adore you

#cello #deceiveroffools #totally necessary #yeah i did that

Mine now! || Amity & Joker 

amity—brill:

“I love purple. Like is an understatement,” Amity corrected him, watching him carefully with narrowed eyes. Who did he think he was, prancing around her apartment? She didn’t have many breakable knicknacks at least, but she did have nice paints and brushes she didn’t want tampered with. “It’s uh…you know, a second home. To anywhere else I’d rather be,” She threw her hands out in front of her a bit.

“Eventually I’ll leave—can you not touch that? Thanks. Eventually I’ll leave like I’ve left all of the other places. Just the way of things.”

“Touch what? This?” He reached for a fanned brush, gauging her expression, then pulled out a longer one with finer hair. “These are nice,” he remarked before returning it, casting her a devious sideways glance.

“I have multiple homes myself. Much more convenient.” With a huff, Joker plopped himself down on the sofa. “Y’know what I could use, Amity? A nice, relaxing foot massage.”

#thread:Mine Now 1 #amitybrilldistrict5 #totally necessary

My dreams have cum true.

My dreams have cum true.

#bad jokes #inbox sex #lol #totallysaidthat #totally necessary #nonamenotheralias #and there went my panties #sorry bruce #lmao

#lol #brb dying #yeah i did that #totally necessary #loki

How I feel today.

How I feel today.

#art #lol #magic tricks #ME ME ME ME #the joker #totally necessary #bramstfu.deviantart.com

And now, time for your daily dose of penis. 

And now, time for your daily dose of penis. 

#mmmmhmmm #totallysaidthat #totally necessary #sex #Men are better #penis

the-dark-shite:

originalgrin:

the-dark-shite:

originalgrin replied to your post: So, as you may or may not know, I recently changed the GIF on my theme.

Is this the part where I say, ‘Bam, you’re pregnant”?

I think it might be. :3

BUT MY OVARIES EXPLODED AT THE FIRST SIGHT OF YOUR FACE, HOW CAN THIS BE!?

My other magic trick.

#BOOM you're pregnant #totally necessary #fangirls #thedarkshite #lol wow what a tumblr name #lol #why thank you #it was either this or pachita-mctacos

the-dark-shite:

originalgrin replied to your post: So, as you may or may not know, I recently changed the GIF on my theme.

Is this the part where I say, ‘Bam, you’re pregnant”?

I think it might be. :3

#BOOM you're pregnant #totally necessary #fangirls #thedarkshite #lol wow what a tumblr name #lol

lol

#lol #thorki #loki #mischief #villain tantrum #totally necessary