gothamsknight:

originalgrin:

The panic wasn’t for you, silly Bat. As you can see, I’m not in a bus, because I’m trying to find Mother Valerie..? Mother Vanessa? …Motherfucking Lost in the Middle of Nowhere, that’s what her name is. (It’s amazing how often I misplace old people …they’re like kids, I swear,…

He listened to the slight seemingly strange and uncharacteristic worry that appeared in through Joker’s words. He was a bit floored but maybe what Arkham was doing was actually helping the man’s rehabilitation? 

He tracked the bus and tried to figure out the closest place a nun may or may not want to visit. Seeing there’s a cathedral located three blocks in the opposite direction Batman replied to the Joker, “release the other hostages, I’ll bring in the missing nun.”

He made his way through Gotham to find the woman of God.

gothamsknight:

originalgrin replied to your post: You need to know that I hijacked a bus full of nuns and I’m having A LOT of fun.

I don’t know where we are! D:

“You don’t need to know.” Batman rushed to the coordinates his computer was telling him the call originated from. The vehicle was…

The panic wasn’t for you, silly Bat. As you can see, I’m not in a bus, because I’m trying to find Mother Valerie..? Mother Vanessa? …Motherfucking Lost in the Middle of Nowhere, that’s what her name is. (It’s amazing how often I misplace old people …they’re like kids, I swear, just wander away if you don’t keep your eyes on ‘em… but that’s not the point!) Save the bus all you want, but you’ll be one short.

…The police promised me an ice cream truck if I brought them all back. -sigh-